My Cousin Uncle Tom
Okay, I'm shooting straight from the hip today. I got some shit to say and very little time in which I am able to say it.
I want to vent about my Cousin Uncle Tom. Let me give you some side bar info about how my cousin came to be.
This guy marries my mom's first cousin about 16 years ago. He claims to be this big movie director, and uses that consistently as his claim to fame. He has not been involved in a major film since the Blues Brothers...can you all even remember back that far? I barely can!
So anyway, he rides THAT shit til' the wheels fall off and suddenly, no more movie "deals". He moves my cousin (his wife) out to the semi-burbs, you know, right in the middle of hood and richville, and begins this pompous life. Now remember, no "movie deals" so how is he gonna keep this shit up? He shucks and jives for some white folks and comes up on this classic car show opportunity. He becomes H.N.I.C. of that shit (with emphasis on the Nigga).
Currently, I have been unemployed so gracious Cousin Uncle Tom informs me that some other folks "working for him" needed some admin. help. Shit, I'm a hungry ambitious sistah so I took the offer. The sistah that I ended up working with for the majority of the car show prep time has been cool, but working for my Cousin Uncle Tom has been a MUTHAFUCKA!
That pretentious asshole, Cousin Uncle Tom, was consistently rude and disrespectful to me! He, like some of his white cohorts, refused to recognize me in public ( i.e. the other wealthy white folks) unless they were asking me to run an errand. He was just over the top with his shit, knowing that he knows better than to treat ME like that.
Needless to say, I am writing this post for the ASS WHIPPIN' that he deserved from me and didn't get because I know better, unlike him, than to show my whole ass in front of some white folks.
I am writing this for my Cousin Uncle Tom who ain't shit for how he treated me, his staff and anyone else under his thumb.
This is for my Cousin Uncle Tom's wife who he talks to like a child and disrespects on a regular basis and for their daughter who is permitted by her father to disrespect her mother.
My Cousin Uncle Tom is not a man worthy of respect or admiration and futhermore I am glad it rained on his car show for at least 3 hours! Bitch!
I want to vent about my Cousin Uncle Tom. Let me give you some side bar info about how my cousin came to be.
This guy marries my mom's first cousin about 16 years ago. He claims to be this big movie director, and uses that consistently as his claim to fame. He has not been involved in a major film since the Blues Brothers...can you all even remember back that far? I barely can!
So anyway, he rides THAT shit til' the wheels fall off and suddenly, no more movie "deals". He moves my cousin (his wife) out to the semi-burbs, you know, right in the middle of hood and richville, and begins this pompous life. Now remember, no "movie deals" so how is he gonna keep this shit up? He shucks and jives for some white folks and comes up on this classic car show opportunity. He becomes H.N.I.C. of that shit (with emphasis on the Nigga).
Currently, I have been unemployed so gracious Cousin Uncle Tom informs me that some other folks "working for him" needed some admin. help. Shit, I'm a hungry ambitious sistah so I took the offer. The sistah that I ended up working with for the majority of the car show prep time has been cool, but working for my Cousin Uncle Tom has been a MUTHAFUCKA!
That pretentious asshole, Cousin Uncle Tom, was consistently rude and disrespectful to me! He, like some of his white cohorts, refused to recognize me in public ( i.e. the other wealthy white folks) unless they were asking me to run an errand. He was just over the top with his shit, knowing that he knows better than to treat ME like that.
Needless to say, I am writing this post for the ASS WHIPPIN' that he deserved from me and didn't get because I know better, unlike him, than to show my whole ass in front of some white folks.
I am writing this for my Cousin Uncle Tom who ain't shit for how he treated me, his staff and anyone else under his thumb.
This is for my Cousin Uncle Tom's wife who he talks to like a child and disrespects on a regular basis and for their daughter who is permitted by her father to disrespect her mother.
My Cousin Uncle Tom is not a man worthy of respect or admiration and futhermore I am glad it rained on his car show for at least 3 hours! Bitch!
posted by Ms_Scott at 8:01 AM
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